you can just tell that Nicki Minaj is the kind of person that when you’re telling a story and everyone else in the group is talking over you, she’s making direct eye contact with you and paying extra attention so that you don’t get discouraged and stop mid-story


white vegans be like “honey is unethical because the bees worked so hard on it that’s why I like the completely ethical alternative of sugar harvested by underpaid and abused fieldworkers”


its all fun to change ur url to something festive but SOME of us have Brands to maintain

(Source: mh-things)



we ride



literally how does anyone not believe in aliens

are u really so anthropocentric that you think there are millions and billions and trillions of light years of the ever expanding universe but we’re the only life to possibly exist smh


Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

(Source: shopjeen)



realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small

it would be some kind of baby monster

i would have to look after it

The true horror: responsibility


*becomes educated on issues and learns not to use slurs* *literally everyone u come in contact with uses said slurs and u cringe*


oh u love women?? do u love trans women?? women of color? fat women? intersex women?? do u love the women who tell u youre a misogynistic piece of shit? do u love them too??? do u really love all women? don’t talk to me



Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.



no war but the skeleton class war

the skeletariat will overthrow the bonegeoise 





motivational ghost buddies!

My dash is just full of the things I need to see right now

*Thinks of the things I’ve been posting…*



99% of the time I’m perfectly fine taking care of myself and being independent, but then sometimes I just really really want someone to take care of me.